calls a double cheeseburger a double chi,
befriends girls with heaving bosoms,
has a face like Ryu and hair like Ken,
espouses the virtues of the Wayne’s World
soundtrack and the Toadies’ Possum Kingdom,
doesn’t understand the Red Hot Chili Peppers,
isn’t from the 50’s but says “new fangled,”
prefers current Simpsons to classic Simpsons
because it’s more topically relevant, almost
gets gear stolen by RX Bandits cokeheads,
isn’t British but says “sticky wickets,” plays
a mean guitar and will play bass in your band,
even though he knows that not everyone
in said group is sane
because
he’s just that awesome of a guy.
befriends girls with heaving bosoms,
has a face like Ryu and hair like Ken,
espouses the virtues of the Wayne’s World
soundtrack and the Toadies’ Possum Kingdom,
doesn’t understand the Red Hot Chili Peppers,
isn’t from the 50’s but says “new fangled,”
prefers current Simpsons to classic Simpsons
because it’s more topically relevant, almost
gets gear stolen by RX Bandits cokeheads,
isn’t British but says “sticky wickets,” plays
a mean guitar and will play bass in your band,
even though he knows that not everyone
in said group is sane
because
he’s just that awesome of a guy.
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