Katie

I wanted to shock you
I had heard about you
from the mouths
of Mac and Matt
about how clever you
were and how keen
they were on you
So I said something
borderline racist
about the benefits
of dating Asian women
and how one was
how their smaller stature
meant petite vaginas, which
meant also having the illusion
that your penis was bigger.

I’m shocked you even still talk to me.