I’m a fierce rooster crowing and shit,
razor sharp rhymes out my beak I spit.
Stomping ‘round the barn yard, all hard,
probing the mind like Jean-Luc Godard.
Stepping to me
is like bringing a dove to a cock fight,
I’m crazy like Rainn Wilson playing Dwight
all up in yo ass like novocaine,
a champagne brunch
packing a punch
like the bullet
to the brain.
Ring, ring, ring,
like you’re in Home Alone,
because I’m prone
to pick a bone or two,
I’ll beat you with a shoe
‘til your blind like Magoo.
You day old McMuffin,
you’re that turkey I’m stuffing
always into something,
a truffle of trouble,
fast like a dragon you double,
eyeing you like Hubble,
annoying like Barney Rubble,
I’m to dope as ascot is to ruffle.
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